I'm rewarded with "The Man of The Match" today. thanksthanks. i played soccer during recess today with the bunch of guys. and throughout the whole game, i was the only one who scored. woah. earlier on, ragu said," if you can actually score like that ( tyco shit goal ), then you'll be the man of the match." right, it goes like this. ifan kicked the ball in from around the goal, knocked xin feng's ass, i moved the ball's direction a bit, and it gets wierd. I KICKED. BUT I MISSED. YET THE BALL ROLLED IN. :D damn, i'm a professional.
npcc, revolvers. bang. the feeling of the recoil, damn, it's so good.
Oh yes, i watched finish Jackass 2. hellyeah. My highlights a guy drank horse sperm. a horse doggied a fake horse vagina. a guy puts his balls on ice. the fart mask. Just go watch the damn movie.
Peace out.
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greyy: nice what. lol! you didnt copy!? damn, what a waste. it was an oppurtunity to be honest. well, we're the forth class, failing isn't a big deal anymore. ;) Junhao: then try creating your own, lol! Zero: yeah, i am. let's meet up earlier. ah, i might as well call you after this.
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
FREE PERIOD WAS OF THE PIANO TODAY. Geraint thought me a tune on the piano. Then we played it together. lol, he was laughing like shit. then taught ct. then we played it. ct couldn't keep up, lol. then i taught jason. THEN THE FOUR OF US PLAYED. we laughed like shit, lol! WE'LL TEACH YOU ONE DAY. THEN WE'LL GANG THE PIANO.
oh yes, today there's this mother tongue period where there was a freaking test, yeah? well, yo suckas were sadly in a room, seperated tables. silent. WHILE IN MY CLASS WE WERE GATHERING AND COPYING OPENLY, TALKING LOUDLY AND NOT GIVING A SHIT! Wilson Tan poons.
shit. boring post today. ah, well. GO THROUGH MY I-DON'T-GIVE-A-SHIT LIFE AND YOU'LL KNOW HOW FUN IT IS. hee.
BYEBYE!
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
We finished part 3 today! i decided not to post it cause it was so damn messy.
Ashwin's FAT. Facts.
I know you think it's cool. A BEAR WITH A STIFFY. :D.
Oh yes, i'm completely infected with the Geraint gene. woahwoahwoah. How does gracia know my blog. o:!
The camp's next week! And as told by gracia who asked the teacher, she said we'll be grouped into even and odd. well, no ct and kirb. boho. well i guess the people in my group should be rather fun. hah.
I'M ADVERTISING. for fun. www.watch-movies.net Watched: Meet the Spartans Jackass 2 Jumper And currently watching Rush Hour 3. the websites of good stuff, check it out.
ONE MORE THING, MARCUS IS SELLING SCHOOL LONG PANTS THAT CAN STRETCH LIKE A PE PANTS FOR $18. BUY IT!
Well, bye!
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Well hello there. jr gab and i wrote another stupid story on paper 3. well i'm not gonna write it.
the one with the P is on FLy's hand done by jason. the lightest one was on me by me. the last one's on Jr by me.
VOOL YA.
This will be the face he'll use for posters and stuff like that.
I'm coolucky yeah?
Oh yes i spent more than $60 on presents for Sherilyn, Uma and Sophie. I'm such a nice friend. :)
Well, bye.
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kp: no la. all 3 of us wrote about fatty frogs, lol! meHh. when you get older you'll have it, lol :D :D Oh yes, THANKS FOR THE FREE STRAWBERRY MILK, yeelin: lol! well, he'll be there like, everyday. unless he takes a day off. so go find him and slap him! :D
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Monday, February 25, 2008
Today, i shall go through the trouble of TYPING OUT A SENSELESS COMPOSITION MADE BY JR, GAB AND I. we basically took turns to write lines.
one day Roy did somethingwrong. then he shouted," WTF! so soon!?" then he farted out loud in the mrt where he shot a fatty frog onto someone's face which started shitting poop into the person's face holes every single hole was filled with shit and some other third thing called the hemisphere which is closely related to the combination of dog + cow shit mixed with CH4 also known as methone which is found in smelly farts. chaos erupted when the ch4 floated to the other people and made them shit on each other, thus, turning them into vicious, smelly and repelling creatures callled invisible fatty fat frog, whih looks just like Chin Tek and smells just like Geraints father's anus and the worst thing is that all of them wore invisble woman suits when they were guys with an boobs. they started sucking female boobs to regain their truen fom of vicious tit sucking morons called the chinger man boobies which will eventually explode and shoot out pus and other forms of eexcretmenteg. shit and semen and other grossly familiar substances known to perverts which will regenerate into walking chinger man boobs. turning it into something that has totally no link to fatty frogs but fits in perfectly well. this leads to confusion between biologists who fight over the species characteristics which has 2 big nipples!!! and some random sores on their body which looks like little mutated cat like thingies that cause the rotting of the fatty frig which has the characteristics of several rotten flesh with frog that tasted like chicken and yes, the biologists are stupid enough to eat it. Wootr!! or so they say when they eat the semented chicken which tasted like some random disgusting juice as the biiologists like to marinate it with ammonia (also found in urine). the biologists had many experiments adding unique sbstances such as sperms, eggs and other things that come out of our private parts. there was one incident when a biologist ated like a main character in bioshock and started burning and freezing people alternatively in diving suits after he took a dose of concoction. this inspired people to build a life sized Rapture and sent that biologist there with chinger man boobies and fatty frogs. in which a fatty frog became that main character of this poointless slaughter. suddenly, out of the blue, stven spielberg ran out and started shouting," VOTE FATTY FROG #117 FOR PRESIDENT!" the fatty frogs immediatly surrounded him and pooped on him. After which they started to hump him. Master cheif came into the pointless slaughter and fuced steven spielberg up his hairy ass when he realised that spielberg tongue kissed his gf. then princess Zelda and priness peach entered the scene.
TO BE CONTINUED ON PAPER 2. IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THE WHOLE THING, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll make a proper blog entry tomorrow.
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Sunday, February 24, 2008
ihad an idea of what i wanted to blog 2 days ago! but i didn't. i was busy. shoot. -SAD FACE- well, guess what, hello.
http://sophiscatedlinguistics.blogspot.com/ check it out. CHECK IT OUT. i'm telling you, it's a cool blog. trust me. ;)
well, the coming saturday's sherilyn's bdea party. i can't wait to go. IT'S A CELEBRATION WITH A BUNCH OF GIRLS AND GUYS. do you know what that means!?!?!? it mean's reunion. sick bastards. WHAT. ididn't say anything, lala. i'm gonna wear a sexy tight black shirt with a white formal shirt over it. jeans and MY SCHOOL SHOES. with that sexy belt that wasn't allowed in school. -_-
right, have i told you how my belt wasn't allowed in school? well it starts like this.
I'M ON TIME FOR ASSEMBLY, BITCHESSSS. sits down. -10 minutes later- black queen a.k.a. MRS RAJAN " stand up." " huh, wth? me?" stands up. black queen to no-neck-chua," is this belt allowed." nnc" ah..i don't think so." "ah, why not!? ITS BLACK. and my buckle's loose. -_-" nnc" ( something like ) hah, you wanna go see mr. ho is it. ( friendly way ). "wtf." THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, BLACK QUEEEEEEEEN. there you go, AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY "CHIO ACCESSORY".
oh well, CUSOON. er, see you soon. hoh. bye.
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
I forgot to reply the tags on the previous post, oops, oh well. YOU KNOW I KNOW I FEEL THE PAIN. what pain? i don't know.
www.watch-movies.net oh god, this website poons. FREE MOVIES! i watched meet the spartans there, hoho. AND SO DID KARPAK AND TIMO. AND SO KARPAK AND I DID THE GAY MOVEMENTS WE LEARNT FROM THE SHOW.
Geraint's a model. :)
FUCK YEAH!
oh yes, i'm currently watching jackass 2.5. :D
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Monday, February 18, 2008
mr lau knows about my plan, wooooooah. later he go blackmail me, lol. oh well, itssss cool. thing is i wonder how he knows bout it. 1. Someone who knows bout it told him. 2. Someone told him about my blog. 3. Someone told him about the thing in my blog ( 1+2 ) i think he told me? but it was at the canteen within a distance. i couldn't hear what he said. :D
IVAN'S BLOG HAS PICTURES OF A LION PLAYING THE DRUM. yeah, CLICK ON THE LINK. the link i'm just kidding, i changed the font for that only. HOHO. suck0s. o_o
i waaaaaaant sherilyn'sbirthdaypartyyyyyyyyyyyyy. -_-
Gabriel + Chin tek = Gay tek The story of how gay tek got his name. one day, roy saw a gay. oh! a gay, this gay i take. then he saw a woman who wants a child. HEY LADY. this gay i take. now this gay you take. then she said," gay take lor. thanks for gay take for me. thus having this experience, she decided to call him gay tek. It's a true story, believe it or not, believe it. Roy's believe it or not. PG.
fuck yeah. i ownwonwonwownwowownownwonw. byebye.
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Sunday, February 17, 2008
YOHO. sherilyn's party's coming the saturday after the coming one. hurray, can't wait. :)
i'm addicted to that tekken game on my psp @_@ IF YOU UNDERSTOOD HOW I FELT, YOU WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD. no wait. that..makes perfect sense. i mean, you can't deny it.
Oh yes, a new My Chemical Romance album will be out soon! WOOOOO.
Well, well, well. Here we go again.
I know it has been a long time since we have written you guys. We have been very, very busy touring in places that we have never been to before. To all of our fans in Southeast Asia, THANK YOU from the bottom of our hearts. What an amazing time we had and you all made us feel so welcome the entire time. We will be back in your part of the world as soon as we can.
We are also just finishing up the process for our CD/DVD "THE BLACK PARADE IS DEAD!". As soon as we have a solid release date on it, we will let you all know. It was filmed over a few weeks in October and looks incredible.
yes, please note the word dvd. so i'm guessing it'd be something like Life On The Murder Scene album? well, me like. VIDEOS are always the best. sometimes.
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kp: karpak ke mama, ole ole fatimah. sherilyn: lol! yeaaap. :P huai ying: hyyyyyyyyyy :D sophie: fine LOR MEE. bowling~!
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Friday, February 15, 2008
i went for npcc today. after like..2 skipped days? well, we cooked those instant noodles, just in a different environment and different stuff to use to cook. like wtf.
LET ME TELL YOU BOU'T THE CHIN TEK STORY. Once upon a time, roy was walking when he saw a chin. roy decided to take the chin. then i saw a woman. i decided to give her the chin. then she said," thanks for the chin you take ah. This chin i take. and so, having such a memoriable experience, she decided to use these words chin & take to make a name for a new born baby. "oh, new baby. i decided to call him CHIN TAKE." that was how chin tek got his name.
oh yes, you know that trick-my-chem-teacher-that-i-did-attend-lesson plan? well guess what, it worked! :P i showed her through a file. she took, looked. "okay, i mark you vr." :D damn, i so own. thanks for the help people-who-helped-me.
oh yes! i got 2 new psp games. for free. PSP games available in computer: 27. HAHAHAHAHAHA. SUCKERS.
right, byebye.
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
i'm blogging while eveyone's at school! :D i'm so cool. well, earlier today, while looking for that "kumi koda said old-people-were-fat-or-something-like-that, i saw one of her videos. and i love it. i'm so gay. http://www.veoh.com/videos/e137161mXQpsk2P?searchId=4679532751603107043&rank=1
like, she's so damn cute here, oh fuck. lol. anyways. RIGHT. watch that video while you read this. anyway, i saw one of abigail's post and and, she gave this description thing. it suits me like, woah.
You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous. You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things. Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.
there's one more paragraph i didnt add. i thought it didn't suit me, that's why. view her blog for the whole thing.
i was a fatty frog. bye.
my plan's half-way done.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
HELLO! i forgot what i wanted to blog about! i had a topic yesterday. oh well. in case you haven't noticed, i went to cut my hair. i spiked those shitz up. a change in hairstyle, yeah. since when was the last time you've seen a different hair style, lol.
i have a master plan. i skipped class yesterday and that teacher's like, you either show me you've been to the school sick shit or i'l count it as truancy. 'RIGHT. here's the plan as thought by alcan. go to school. attend morning shit. get attendance. tell form teacher not feeling well. go general office. get form. get wilson dude/ form teacher to sign. out of school. photocopy the extra. change the date to yesterday. next day show teacher the form. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
damn, skipping class/ school sucks. -_- i skipped to cut my hair anyways, i'm such a good boy. i'll edit my post if i remember what i wanted to blog bout'. ;) bye!
lalawee,
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
I'VE BEEN BUSY! i'll blog tomorrow. ;)
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
right, so i reached thai at 10 singapore. yeah so like, it was at night, so we went to your rooms. i was walking to my room when i saw the door numbers, 222, 333, 444.. like, woah, lol. my room's at 555, next door's 666! cool, ya.
well, then the next day. you know how the tour package said it would be a tour in the city? yeah, well, we went to some temple shit. cool yeah. oh, and there was this once where we took a cab to go to some shopping place, this fucker dcided to bring us on his on tour. -_- what a loser. oh and there's another cab driver. we told him to take us to the shopping centre, then he was like," o..okay." then he drove and drove. my parents were like, why's he going in the oppposite direction of where the place is. after driving quite awhile, he stopped and ask the traffic policeman," thaithaithai paragone thaithaithai?" ( translation would be something like," wheres paragone[ the place of the shopping centre ]?" ) i wsas like.. -___________- Thailand = a place of low educated money sucking transexuals.
i'm bored of talking bout this shit. lol. WELL PICTURES THEN.
they have a whole bunch of..their own country's flag!
:D
the SHIT TOWER.
buddahbuddahbuddahbuddahbuddahbuddah.
well look, they have the description for a STREET LAMP!
THE HAPPY FAT MAN!
We pray for...we just like to hold the joss sticks, it's our drug. I mean, look at how many mr.whiteandyellowshirt's holding.
Global warming in progress.
oh i saw her there, and she looked like, fuckshit. An example of what i mean by a poor country.
oh, ah, my bro got food poisoning due to chicken rice soup? literally chicken + rice + a lot of soup. lol.
THAILAND SUCKS! WOO!
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008
HELLO! one short post before i leave for the airport, hoho. ah, firstly, i got my hands on devil may cry 4! and 3 people tried to steal it away from me. :) oh ah, "thanks for finding it for me, timo". oh yes, i'll be back on saturday.
BYEBYE!
i'm off to the land of the transexuals.
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Monday, February 4, 2008
DEVIL MAY CRY 4'S OUT ALREADY. oh my god, i can't wait to get it. @_@ waiting for that damn dude at..the..shop....what are they called? anyways, waiting for that dude to call my phone and tell me," ROY! YOUR FUCKING GAME'S READY, GET YOUR BALLS HERE AND BUY IT, BITCHCHHCHCHH." yeah. well, my point is i can't wait for him to tell me.
okay, before i continue, i wanna thank some people. thanks gabriel for lending me dragonforce. thanks phoebe for lending me avenged sevenfold. thanks karpak for following me walk around in j8.
Right, today, i drew umar with some graphite pencil thing. i forgot to take a picture, shit. lol. after that some things happened then karpak called me. we went to "Just Games" to find for my game! then that dude said it was out of stock. i was like fuck! IT'S OUT ALREADY!? i wanna reserve it. lol. oh and he said..before you get shocked, do not tell anyone else. this information is for my loyal blogders. right, now, the price. he said it costs S$104. or around there. yes, a game costs that much. i'm a fan of that game, so i'm gonna get it. don't give me a cowlick! what's a cowlick. i have no idea.
oh and there's this game called Grand Theft Auto 4. Internet and official website says Release date to be April 29th but then that dude told me it'll be out in around march. nonsense. well, it's a good thing for gamers like me though.
well, did i write a lot? who cares. this whole post's about games. 2 games. :) right, lolol. bye!
i changed it again. lol! ( you know, the sentence below )
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Sunday, February 3, 2008
I think goth's cool. As in, the acceptable level goth, not those black lipstick level. People ain't blogging often, makes me even bored. heh. well, phoebe let me hear this song, and i think it's awesome too.
right, the days of my first and second posts. IT WAS SO FUCKING HOT. now? it's the opposite. ITS SO FUCKING COLD. bah, damn rain. it's good at night though. free air-con! :P
ah, yes, i found this blog link on geraint's links. a prawncracker. a mapler. an auditioner. a south east asian. a girl guide. WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS PERSON!?
Xia Ping.
She's in my class. hello asiasoftener! she's like damn cool. http://www.hatredevil.blogspot.com/ Oh oh check this, she calls herself X II A O D O N U T. :3 you know, if i were to create twit names, i'd be a master. Xiao Dick Xiao Breast Xiao Nipple Xiao banana. ( o_o ) etc.
awesome names ain't it. right, back then, i saw a dude who called himself xiao basketball. when i saw it, i was like ZOMG WHAT A FUCKING AWESOME NAME. right, as if. wel, asiasoft, i support you, all-the-way. ..l.. fuck asiasoft, hell yeah.
today, while i was downtairs helping my dad carry some stuff, there were these 3 girls who were walking by and shouted," Roy! Be careful, don't fall!" Thanks to my oh so brilliant eyesight, i took a quick look, i couldn't see ignored them, and just continued walking. NOW MY HEART ACHES WITH CURIOUSITY. :) i'm just the coolest person that you'll ever know.
I've got a question. Is it just me or are the songs loading on imeem slow? or at least, is the song on my blog taking a long time to load. that dark choir song. well, do tell me.
oh wow, i wrote a lot.
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Saturday, February 2, 2008
i'm blogging again. I'M SO COOL. right, first things first. listen to the new song i uploaded. it's the song on the devil may cry website, and i think its super awesome, super goth. :)
Junhao went to the my chemical romance concert. i think..its awesome. :P lol, right.
ct = chin tek a.k.a. chin take kp = karpak a.k.a. car pak jh = Jun hao a.k.a. Jun hao
ah well, another devil may cry song. it's nice. it's those kinda background music. listen to it when you have the time.
ah yes, chinese new year's coming, i'm going thailand, my reunion dinner's coming, and the release of devil may cry 4's coming too :DD okay, it goes like this. Feb4 = Reunion dinner Feb5 = DEVIL MAY CRY 4 Feb6 = Thailand Feb7 = Chinese New Year
Yes i'm going to thailand during chinese new year. i'm too lazy to explain, lolol.
agh, fucking tution later. i don't feel like going. maybe i should stay at the study corner drawing again. lol. -_-
read what's below this sentence.
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Friday, February 1, 2008
good..which ever time you're reading this. made it a habit to read some my my friend's blog. it's just that i come home too early before they post, so before i can read anything, i realised i read it already.
Today, pe was like, the best pe i ever had. i was laughing like some fucken-ed fool. seriously. if you played with us, you'll know why. :) ah, lets see who played with us..nevermind, i'm too lazy to type out all the names. :)
Oh yes, Sean and Hon Seng fought. it's so fucking crowded. all i could see was..gangsters smoking. lol, i couldn't help it, kay.
i added Jun Hao's and Karpak's blog links in my tag..place.yeah, so do check it out.
DRAGONFORCE! i'm like, super addicted to this song, it's damn nice. listen to it :P Though they look like a bunch of.....ah....long haired dudes, they're guitar skills are legendary. even one who doesn't play the guitar can tell.
right, looks like i wrote a lot. well, BYE~! oh wait, check out the "time that i wrote" part :DDD.
